What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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