when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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