If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
we should paint friendship bongs
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