you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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