yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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