so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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