You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
