puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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