Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
They left me at home... I'm a liability
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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