dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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