if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize
