i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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