I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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