Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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