Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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