Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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