Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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