so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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