If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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