literally had 100 drinks last night.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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