she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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