Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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