"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It's official drugs can't kill me
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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