Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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