i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Acid is not a monday night drug
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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