Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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