Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize
