we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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