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(404): View more from Georgia

girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice

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(630): View more from Illinois

after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked

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so?

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then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas

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(616): View more from Michigan

i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.

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You sure know how to make a day worth living.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.

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