it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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