What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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