first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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