? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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