yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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