Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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