barbara walters just said penis...
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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