problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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