I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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