Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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