Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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