CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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