All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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