so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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