I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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