i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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