We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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