she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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