I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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