so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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