I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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