They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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