D3 body, D1 cock
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
She even gives head with a lisp.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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