Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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