she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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