Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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