Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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