Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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