I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
This gyro tastes like lonliness
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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